Ear Ache

[chucky1973]

Blimey.............never again will i moan at the kids and just tell them to sleep on the other ear..........that was blooming painfull at 3am this morning.

 

[Titus]

Olive Oil.

 

[Puppet Master]

Popeye.

 

[Woodchip]

Blimey.............never again will i moan at the kids and just tell them to sleep on the other ear..........that was blooming painfull at 3am this morning.

Are you van Persie?

 

[chucky1973]

Are you van Persie?

I may have missed some here.........but dont understand, but then thats normal!

 

[Woodchip]

I may have missed some here.........but dont understand, but then thats normal!

RVP got a ball to the head (possibly to the side of the head) and Fergie is claiming may have killed him, but in reality probably only gave him Ear Ache.

 

[chucky1973]

RVP got a ball to the head (possibly to the side of the head) and Fergie is claiming may have killed him, but in reality probably only gave him Ear Ache.

got ya! Fergie does like to dramatise things though!! trust me at 3am this morning, there was no dramatising pain!

 

[withdeanwombat]

A drop of your own piddle in your ear.It's cheaper than olive oil,but make sure you put some cotton wool in or your pillow case might reek a bit.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Had ear ache, other than toothache there is nothing worse.

 

[Uncle C]

A drop of your own piddle in your ear.It's cheaper than olive oil,but make sure you put some cotton wool in or your pillow case might reek a bit.

I guess you realise some people will be gullible enough to believe this.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Olive oil in a tea spoon thats been heated in boiling water to warm it up,
my Grandad use to to that for me, worked every time .

 

[happypig]

Otex ear drops, you can literally hear the wax breaking up, sounds like someone's cooking a fry up in your lug hole.

 

[Easy 10]

A drop of your own piddle in your ear.It's cheaper than olive oil,but make sure you put some cotton wool in or your pillow case might reek a bit.

I tried this once, but my cock wouldn't reach.

 

[Uncle C]

After washing your face or hair, or after swimming, always dry the inside of your ears very well with a tissue. Many ear aches are caused by a mild bacterial infection and the damp warm environment in the inner ear is an ideal area for bacteria to grow. Keeping it as dry as possible will prevent a lot of problems.

The olive oil also chases away water.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Ear drops are a rip off.

Baz has it spot on with warmed olive oil and some cotton wool to prevent leakage.

Pharmaceutical ear drops should be subject to an investigation from OfWhat?

 

[Kumquat]

I tried this once, but my cock wouldn't reach.

My girlfriend tried this once and my cock did reach.

 

[Durlston]

Worth getting the ears syringed to clear out all the wax that's built up over the years. Can cause dizziness if they're blocked.