Durham v Sussex

[The Large One]

Quality bowling in the 2nd over from Durham - 6 wides.

7-0

 

[CHAPPERS]

Aaaah, its on tv innit, bset race home come 5 o clock to watch another frustrating one day defeat....

 

[Italiaseagull]

Teams

Durham
J J B Lewis (capt), P Mustard (wkt), N Peng, M L Love, A M Thorpe, P D Collingwood, G J Pratt, G D Bridge, N Killeen, A M Davies, S J Harmison

Sussex
M J G Davis (capt), M W Goodwin, M J Prior (wkt), R R Montgomerie, P A Cottey, B Zuiderent, R S C Martin-Jenkins, C D Hopkinson, J D Lewry, B V Taylor, P M Hutchison

Good to see that in Grizzly's absence the Hard Hitting Mark Davis is captain!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Monty not exactly on fire.

1 run off 19 balls received.

17/0 (6 overs)

 

[The Oldman]

25 - 2 after 9 overs. Monty & Goodwin gone. Oh dear! Still Surrey are not going so well against Lancs. Last I heard 200 odd for 5

 

[CHAPPERS]

We are so pony at one day games but i erally don't care as long as we are doing so well in the championship.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

What are the chances of Extras being top scorer?

Sussex innings

RR Montgomerie b Killeen 1
MW Goodwin b Davies 10
PA Cottey not out 7
B Zuiderent not out 0
Extras (lb 2, w 7) 9
Total (2 wickets, 10.2 overs) 27

 

[Trigger]

40/2 from 16.5 overs

This is sloppily slow!

 

[Marc]

And we're going up to win one cup and get relegated from the other...ALTOGOTHER NOW...GOOD OL'..........

 

[Trigger]

Right thats it, i'm back in the Cottey out club, he just got out caught after hitting a ball that was so wide it was going past 3rd slip!



50/3

 

[The Oldman]

What was Cottey doing? Do not renew his contract. The Dutchman does not look exactly confident either.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Who's the arsehole commentating on Sky (not Ian Botham) who's just given the latest scores from other games?

"And Lancashire versus Surrey... the top of the table clash ... well, third against first ..."

Pillock.

 

[Trigger]

Mushtaq Ahmed in the commentary box now!!!

 

[Trigger]

111/8...

What a load of shit.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

What are the chances of Extras being top scorer?

Close!

Sussex innings

RR Montgomerie b Killeen 1
MW Goodwin b Davies 10
PA Cottey c Lewis b Collingwood 22
B Zuiderent lbw b Bridge 25
RSC Martin-Jenkins b Bridge 14
+MJ Prior c Collingwood b Harmison 25
CD Hopkinson run out 0
*MJG Davis c Mustard b Harmison 0
PM Hutchison c Love b Harmison 0
JD Lewry b Harmison 10
BV Taylor not out 6
Extras (lb 6, w 16, nb 2) 24
Total (all out, 38.5 overs) 137

 

[The Oldman]

Lewry taken 2 early wickets but after that.....Durham 60 - 2