Duke Of Wellington...

[CHAPPERS]

I'd f*** on you all at Pool, CHISLAs.

 

[Italiaseagull]

Tonights finalised lineup for an evening of entertainment at the Duke of Wellington.

5:15 Arrival Stella and Peanuts
5:30 Stella and Crisps
5:45 Trigger and Fatty Tax Man sing Tiffany
6:00 Stella and watching Trigger get beaten at pool
6:15 A rousing chorus of the Littlest Hobo
6:30 Mr Popkins explains the art of tree hugging
6:45 Stella and Thai Lemon Grass Crackers
7:00 Safeway sings It's Raining Men
7:15 Last orders for Stella and snacks
7:30 Taxi to ground

I apologise If I've missed anything from the list.

 

[Guinness Boy]

You and the tax man are singing a duet of Tiffany though Trigger!

Holding on to one another hands! :safeway

So some things don't change in a year. The Welly is still a great pre match pub and Pete's still singing Tiffany

 

[Marc]

I'd f*** on you all at Pool, CHISLAs.

delete the word 'at', add 'over', 'the' & 'table' and you get what Chappers is really saying