[Albion] Duje Ćaleta-Car

[Machiavelli]

He is rubbish

A Lada, then?

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Duje? I feel like I have seen this thread before...

 

[B-right-on]

My mate says he moves like a Panther, the way he Rolls the ball out of defence.

Looks good but can we afFord to pay that much for an area we have cover for?

 

[Algernon]

He Astra be worth a Punt(o)

 

[upthealbion1970]

Wheel loose

 

[upthealbion1970]

Can we afFord him?

 

[Baldseagull]

Possible Ben White replacement?

[tweet] 1416866106434899978 [/tweet]

Played in the world cup and euros for Croatia, currently playing for Marseille. Reported in this morning's Argus as 'unconfirmed', which doesn't sound like a no to me:

https://www.theargus.co.uk/sport/19454281.graham-potter-keen-study-brighton-squad/


Now for the rest:

https://youtu.be/w-LqidjHM9M

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And I am awaiting all your automotive-related puns below....

Is that his Missus, or an ESCORT?

 

[lawros left foot]

He has a good engine and is a reliable runner.

 

[warmleyseagull]

He has a good engine and is a reliable runner.

My Dad said that about the Austin Princess he bought.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

A mate of mine's dad used to wok at Ford, Dagenham, and he says he's shitehouse.

 

[jakarta]

A mate of mine's dad used to wok at Ford, Dagenham, and he says he's shitehouse.

I never knew there was a Chinese Restaurant at Ford, Dagenham? Would make a change from pie & mash I suppose...

 

[papajaff]

Another WAG who looks like a fish

 

[schmunk]

I'm not sure about Duje Caleta-Car, but here's the Dube Creator's Car:

 

[Justice]

Another WAG who looks like a fish

Or a duck

 

[Winker]

Dodgy car valeters - don't we have enough in Brighton already?