Duffy in 'Minor' car crash

[Smirko]

https://twitter.com/FAIreland/status/868838318351540224

 

[knocky1]

Lucky he's ok. Those old Morris Minors fold like a tin can in a crash....

 

[Weststander]

How is Duffy now?

 

[JimmyJayUK]

https://twitter.com/FAIreland/status/868838318351540224

That bird he got with was a bit rough but to call her a car crash is a tad harsh...

 

[knocky1]

That bird he got with was a bit rough but to call her a car crash is a tad harsh...

.....and underage.

 

[The red pepper kid]

crikey he doesn't stand still our Duffy does he

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

He'd never fit into a Mini Minor

 

[Albion my Albion]

I heard the officer gave him a yellow and said to "carry on as usual."

 

[dangull]

I hope his wife had not decided to sabotage the car. Hell has no fury as a woman scorned.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Is there such thing as a 'Minor Car Crash'? If it's 'Minor' then it's not a 'Crash' is it?

Unless they were referring to him getting caught tonking that bint. If so, the headline is perfect!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

F'kin minors, I thought Thatcher got rid of them.

 

[Jack Straw]

He'd never fit into a Mini Minor

...or a minor's mini?

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

.....and underage.

what have I missed?

Where has this come from?!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

what have I missed?

a pun on the thread title

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

a pun on the thread title

Ahhh, thank you. I am having a slow day - too many beers watching the Reading game and suddenly thought we had a scandal on our hands