Ex Shelton Seagull
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Summer is here. The sun is out and the sights are fine. Like flowers bursting into bloom, lovely lady types are wandering the streets of our fair towns dressed in not very much, giving us men folk the chance for plenty of sneaky prev moments.
However.
When the flowers bloom so do the nettles. Amongst all these marvellous scenes are many disgraceful scenes.
Large blotchy women fighting a hopeless "battle of the bulge" with various skimpy tops. Mounds of pink flesh on display like walking butchers displays. Crop tops creaking against the strain. For women this time of year is fantastic. Summer provides almost countless opportunites to make caustic remarks about other women, a veritable riot of chances to cry out "God look at HER! What is she wearing?" and stifle laughter. Please ladies do try to remember that these sort of sights are NOT pleasant for us men. Please leave us in peace as we try to cop an eyeful of some leggy Italian sort.
Why? Why do they do it? Wear something loose-fitting for God's sake! I'm not being sizeist here but please, please, try to wear something a bit more attractive!
However.
When the flowers bloom so do the nettles. Amongst all these marvellous scenes are many disgraceful scenes.
Large blotchy women fighting a hopeless "battle of the bulge" with various skimpy tops. Mounds of pink flesh on display like walking butchers displays. Crop tops creaking against the strain. For women this time of year is fantastic. Summer provides almost countless opportunites to make caustic remarks about other women, a veritable riot of chances to cry out "God look at HER! What is she wearing?" and stifle laughter. Please ladies do try to remember that these sort of sights are NOT pleasant for us men. Please leave us in peace as we try to cop an eyeful of some leggy Italian sort.
Why? Why do they do it? Wear something loose-fitting for God's sake! I'm not being sizeist here but please, please, try to wear something a bit more attractive!
