Don't tell Trigger

[Ernest]

 

[Robot Chicken]

 

[Kryten]

 

[Ernest]

 

[fatboy]

Song

The wonderful thing about trigger
Is triggers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber;
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
But the most wonderful thing about triggers is
I'm the only one!

Oh the wonderful thing about triggers
Is triggers are wonderful chaps!
They're loaded with vim and with vigor;
They love to leap in your laps!
They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy,
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
But the most wonderful thing about triggers is
I'm the only one!

Triggers are cuddly fellas.
Triggers are awfully sweet.
Ev'ryone else is jealous.
That's why I repeat and repeat:

The wonderful thing about triggers
Is triggers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber;
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
But the most wonderful thing about triggers is
I'm the only one!

 

[Ernest]

 

[Trigger]

 

[Ernest]

6.25 Newmarket 1st Don't Tell Trigger 5/1

 

[Trigger]

Glad to be of service

 

[Blackadder]

Glad to be of service

That's what you say to all the girls!