Dodgiest Thing you Have Been Offered in a Pun

[Uncle Buck]

Not sure what answers this will come up with, but here goes. I was in London on Saturday for the Albion pub crawl, however that is another story and judging by the mood on here, you probably do not want to hear about my weekend.

Anyway, in 2 of the pubs (called the Albion), there were individuals selling DVD's. We did pick up a copy of Shrek 2, Troy, The Day After Tomorrow and Spiderman 2 (all of which work). However the second seller we came across was towards the end of the night and so we enquired about porn. He produced some fairly standard looking smut flicks, but included in the bundle was 'Lesbian Horse Suckers', which caused much amusement and before you ask, nobody had the nerve to buy it.

So what have you lot been offered in the pubs?

 

[Marc]

a flashing lighter in the Font & Firkin once!

also some BUM came into the Black Lion asking us for change so we complained to the management about it and got 3 free drinks EACH!....which was nice.

 

[Wozza]

The sequel is better, to be honest.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I was offered some cheap 'butchers meat' (it STANK) in Hectors House a couple of years back but that happens all the time.

Apart from that, not a lot.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I was offered some cheap 'butchers meat' (it STANK) in Hectors House a couple of years back but that happens all the time.

Apart from that, not a lot.

Actually, I remember being in a pub in Birkenhead and being offered stewing steak, before a match.