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Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
what the f***...imagine if you wake up one morning and the thing dont open and you end up suffocating or starving to death....NICE :nono:

damn yanks and their OTT reactions :shootself
 


nail-Z

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2003
2,981
North Somerset
Damn. I was just reaching for my Credit Card only to discover it's not yet available.

This product is not yet on the market.



We are trying to sell the idea/product and are seeking investors to build new prototypes to test and develop. We have a working model (made of wood not polycarbonate). Venders have provided quotes to produce and assemble the various parts, and we have fabrication drawings and parts list for anyone interested in investing or buying the Patent (Patent pending due this month). If you are interested please contact us. The low-end investment is approximately $160,000.
 




Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
31,322
Bexhill-on-Sea
nail-Z-gull said:
Damn. I was just reaching for my Credit Card only to discover it's not yet available.

Was it the Protection from stalkers or natural disasters that sold it to you :D
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,745
Location Location
I'd be more worried about waking up in a power cut. How the f*** do you get out ?
 


Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
I thought of a good reason to have one of these! When your mum walks into your bedroom without knocking she wont catch you *wanking/shagging/picking yer bum/reading porn


*delete where applicable
 






alan partridge

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
5,256
Linton Travel Tavern
Bloody hell

Any of you seen Fahrenheit 9/11. Whatever your politics surely EVERYONE can enjoy that RIDICULOUS parachute device for jumping out of tall buildings under attack.

Pure Partridge as he claims it is really easy to put on.....cue girl completely unable to put the f***ing thing on whilst the news reporter asks, 'It looks like she's having a bit of trouble there':lolol:
 


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