Do you GIVE things to STRANGERS to make them HAPPY ?

[Ernest]

I was in the CLUB shop yesterday with a £25 VOUCHER to spend and I wanted a COPY of the Dick Tight's book 'BAD Man' the story of how HE sold the Goldstone and BOUGHT Toys R US shares from the PROCEEDS of the 1983 FA Cup Final cash.

Anyway the girl serving told me there was more chance of a NUDE Tony Bloom and Chris Hughton CALENDAR than STOCKING that book. So I was WANDERING around thinking of what to BUY amongst the OVERPRICED tat on SAIL where I saw a young LAD buying an Albion KIT with his DAD.

I went up to HIM and said here you are have this VOUCHER to pay for your FULL kit and they LOOKED at me as if I was some WEIRDO, anyway they took it and I was a bit UPSET as they didn't THANK me properly but at least I did a GOOD deed for the day.

If the CHAP posts on NSC I hope his lad enjoys wearing his KIT.

Rgds, ENREST (REEL name SINOM)

 

[Goldstone1976]

8.5/10. Only Sidwell and March played better.

 

[Grassman]

I was in the CLUB shop yesterday with a £25 VOUCHER to spend and I wanted a COPY of the Dick Tight's book 'BAD Man' the story of how HE sold the Goldstone and BOUGHT Toys R US shares from the PROCEEDS of the 1983 FA Cup Final cash.

Anyway the girl serving told me there was more chance of a NUDE Tony Bloom and Chris Hughton CALENDAR than STOCKING that book. So I was WANDERING around thinking of what to BUY amongst the OVERPRICED tat on SAIL where I saw a young LAD buying an Albion KIT with his DAD.

I went up to HIM and said here you are have this VOUCHER to pay for your FULL kit and they LOOKED at me as if I was some WEIRDO, anyway they took it and I was a bit UPSET as they didn't THANK me properly but at least I did a GOOD deed for the day.

If the CHAP posts on NSC I hope his lad enjoys wearing his KIT.

Rgds, ENREST (REEL name SINOM)

I'd happily give you the clap for that, Unrest.

 

[Durlston]

I gave 50p to a beggar or 'homeless' man a couple of weeks ago. All he said to me instead of thanks was "Is that all you can afford? You tight c**t".

I nearly asked for it back. If I'd walked past he'd have said nothing. That's gratitude.

 

[Justice]

I gave 50p to a beggar or 'homeless' man a couple of weeks ago. All he said to me instead of thanks was "Is that all you can afford? You tight c**t".

I nearly asked for it back. If I'd walked past he'd have said nothing. That's gratitude.

He has a point what the F can you get for 50p these days

 

[Nixonator]

He has a point what the F can you get for 50p these days

2x Chomps

 

[Rogero]

I asked a Big Issue seller outside of Sainsburys, just of London Road,if he would like a tea or a coffee. He asked for a coffee with one sugar. I bought him a coffee and a cookie from Subways and gave it to him . I sat in Subways and observed him throw them both into the rubbish bin without tasting. I thought he coffee was good from Subways.

 

[brightn'ove]

He has a point what the F can you get for 50p these days

More than you can buy with nothing

 

[Hampster Gull]

At the level of Corbyn

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

I can't believe you didn't offer them your SAUSAGE for free.

 

[Durlston]

He has a point what the F can you get for 50p these days

Cup of tea or coffee, a chocolate bar or a bit of fruit perhaps?

To be fair, most people in need are respectful and polite. If he showed that attitude to the wrong person he might get a roof over his head for a few days albeit in a lot of pain.

 

[Hillian1]

Sometimes I give a thumbs up to dribbling throbbers who insesantly start look at me threads, because their lives are obviously devoid of any sort of meaning the desire for acceptance overwhelms them.

 

[Ernest]

Sometimes I give a thumbs up to dribbling throbbers who insesantly start look at me threads, because their lives are obviously devoid of any sort of meaning the desire for acceptance overwhelms them.

And I give them to IDIOTS who SWALLOW a dictionary and think it makes them INTELLIGANT

 

[Beach Hut]

Top bombing from the great man.

 

[Gully Forever]

I had parked my car in one of those small pay & display car parks.

Just as I was getting into my car i spotted a young woman fishing for change to put in the meter!.

As i still had 2 hours left on my ticket, i ran over towards her and handed her the ticket. it really made her happy.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

I was in the CLUB shop yesterday with a £25 VOUCHER to spend and I wanted a COPY of the Dick Tight's book 'BAD Man' the story of how HE sold the Goldstone and BOUGHT Toys R US shares from the PROCEEDS of the 1983 FA Cup Final cash.

Anyway the girl serving told me there was more chance of a NUDE Tony Bloom and Chris Hughton CALENDAR than STOCKING that book. So I was WANDERING around thinking of what to BUY amongst the OVERPRICED tat on SAIL where I saw a young LAD buying an Albion KIT with his DAD.

I went up to HIM and said here you are have this VOUCHER to pay for your FULL kit and they LOOKED at me as if I was some WEIRDO, anyway they took it and I was a bit UPSET as they didn't THANK me properly but at least I did a GOOD deed for the day.

If the CHAP posts on NSC I hope his lad enjoys wearing his KIT.

Rgds, ENREST (REEL name SINOM)

I feel like I've MAID it, having BEAN 'Enrested'.

EWE took YAW time though old BEEN...

 

[essbee]

Cup of tea or coffee, a chocolate bar or a bit of fruit perhaps?

To be fair, most people in need are respectful and polite. If he showed that attitude to the wrong person he might get a roof over his head for a few days albeit in a lot of pain.

Are you kidding? Please let me know where you get a cup of tea for 50p.