Death Row- Last Meal (3 course)

[watsongooal]

Been done b4 but always a good Thread.


Mine would be-

Starter

Creamy Garlic Mushrooms with Crusty Bread

Mains

Chicken Tikka Vindaloo, Mushroom Rice, Garlic Nan, Sag Bhaji with a battered sauage and chips

Afters

400 types of cheese and biscuits

Washed down with 10 lagers and a few bottles of good Merlot

 

[Man of Harveys]

Afters

You find him tasty? Is it the aftershave?

 

[Bry Nylon]

I'd order a cake -- with a f***ing BIG GUN hidden in it.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Nine packs of Fondant Fancies and 20 Marlboro Lights and I'd go to the death chamber with a smile on my face.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Nine packs of Fondant Fancies and 20 Marlboro Lights and I'd go to the death chamber with a smile on my face.

Not if you forget to order a lighter as well, you wouldn't.
You'd be well pissed off

 

[Cian]

Nine packs of Fondant Fancies and 20 Marlboro Lights

Lights? May I ask what you'd be cutting down on the tar/nicotine for at that stage?

 

[Biscuit]

My nans Goulash.

 

[watsongooal]

My nans Goulash.

excuse me?

 

[Bry Nylon]

My nans Goulash.

I was actuallly gonna edit the above post by deleting the "o u and l" in Goulash, but thought that would too offensive, even for me.

I'm losing my edge

 

[watsongooal]

I was actuallly gonna edit the above post by deleting the "o u and l" in Goulash, but thought that would too offensive, even for me.

I'm losing my edge

So are you actually admitting you actually would eat your nans gash

 

[Robbie G]

I'd order a cake -- with a f***ing BIG GUN hidden in it.

 

[Napper]

excuse me?

 

[Biscuit]

excuse me?

whoops...

 

[Frutos]

Starter - Breaded Garlic Mushrooms

Main - Toad In The Hole, Mashed Potato, Baked Beans

Dessert - Bread & Butter Pudding with Custard

 

[CHAPPERS]

To start - 2 soft boiled eggs and marmite soldiers.

Main - Mum's cauliflower cheese with chopped up veggie hot dogs and bacon with roast potatoes and broccoli.

Pudding - trifle with a f*** load of rum in it.

 

[algie]

Starter - Spare ribs in bbq sauce & seaweed

Main meal - massive roast beef sunday dinner

Pudding -home made spotted dick & custard

 

[Commander]

Starter- Cheesy garlic bread and a whole chicken


Main course- Tandori King Prawn Madras

Desert- Syrup sponge and custard.

With 2 bottles of Wolf blass Grey label Cab Sav.

 

[pishhead]

Id have a puffer fish from a sushi chef who aint got a clue what there doing, saves getting fryed in the chair.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Starter - Peking Duck & WonTon Soup

Main - Chicken Shaslick & Paratha

Dessert - Better not, watching my figure, you know ...

 

[Barnet Seagull]

olives in chilli and garlic to pick at.

Starter:

Carpaccio of Tuna with parmesan, rocket and balsamic (and a little Garlic bread)

Main: Half Lobster tail cooked with Garlic and Olive Oil on a rare Fillet steak

Dessert: Every cheese known to man