[Help] Dead seagull

[pasty]

How does one dispose of a dead seagull? Found one in the back yard this morning.

 

[Munkfish]

Lob it in your neighbours bin.

 

[Whoislloydy]

How does one dispose of a dead seagull? Found one in the back yard this morning.

Hold a ceramony, say some prayers and bury him/her with dignity.

RESPECT THE SEAGULLS

If it's an eagle, just throw it in a skip.

 

[happypig]

I found one outside my house a while back, probably hit by a car. I stuck it in a carrier bag and put it in the wheelie bin.

 

[Normski1989]

Pluck the feathers and remove the head, feet, guts and gonads. Then roast it. Serve with seasonal veg, stuffing and gravy.

 

[PTC Gull]

Ar ha..... a chance to roll this out....
A blonde and a brunette were walking along the beach.
The brunette says “Gosh, look at all the dead seagulls!”
The blonde looks up in the sky and says, “Where?”

 

[Silverhatch]

Stick a rook-scarer up its arse and send it to the Ultras c/o Holmesdale, SP

 

[Wardy's twin]

I buried the one that died in my garden. Some t*at had shot it....