David Lee is quite funny!

[gripper stebson]

After reading the wholly appropriate stick David Lee gets on these boards i thought this might make you smile a little. We sit in the North Stand in the seats directly in front of the players who are injured or not even on the bench. Obvioulsy this means we have become very familiar with David Lee!

His phone rang on one occasion last year....

Lee answered...

"Hello sweetheart...............no i'm at football............no i cant..............i cant, i'm about to take a freekick babe............ok, see ya!"

Amazingly she bought it.

Funny yet mindlessly optimistic.

Right, back to work....

 

[Parson Henry]

So was Les Dawson!

 

[On the Left Wing]

After reading the wholly appropriate stick David Lee gets on these boards i thought this might make you smile a little. We sit in the North Stand in the seats directly in front of the players who are injured or not even on the bench. Obvioulsy this means we have become very familiar with David Lee!

His phone rang on one occasion last year....

Lee answered...

"Hello sweetheart...............no i'm at football............no i cant..............i cant, i'm about to take a freekick babe............ok, see ya!"

Amazingly she bought it.

Funny yet mindlessly optimistic.

Right, back to work....

Yeah, but we've all done crazy things playing Subutteo

 

[On the Left Wing]

This was on another site, but sums him up:
"David Lee - crap the whole time, so we sent him off to Bolton, where he continued to be crap."

 

[J2 BHA]

Same shit different Dave (taxi!)

 

[Scotty Mac]

After reading the wholly appropriate stick David Lee gets on these boards i thought this might make you smile a little. We sit in the North Stand in the seats directly in front of the players who are injured or not even on the bench. Obvioulsy this means we have become very familiar with David Lee!

His phone rang on one occasion last year....

Lee answered...

"Hello sweetheart...............no i'm at football............no i cant..............i cant, i'm about to take a freekick babe............ok, see ya!"

Amazingly she bought it.

Funny yet mindlessly optimistic.

Right, back to work....

 

[Zeitgeist]

Some people think Bernard Manning is funny?! David Lee is the joke. How he is still hanging on here using up precious money from the wage budget is beyond me? No doubt, this thread will get bounced when he gets player of the season!