Not Spanish Dave
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- Feb 23, 2013
- 89
When the great one retires from the Gus Bus, probably late into his fifties, he has intimated to us (his bodyguards & protectors) that he would like a job of great authority. As he thinks his native Spain will have disappeared down the financial W.C. by then; we were thinking of nominating him for the P.M.'s job in this country, rather than putting up with the usual suspects. Now, what we need to know is; do you have to be born in these islands to get the job? Of course by this time Dave's face will probably resemble Sid James's underground map mooey but his greatness should offset this visual problem. Does anyone know how to forge a British passport in the name of Dave Spanish?
