DAFT Bints Calendar!!!! (You heard it here first)

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Blimey!
Overheard in the Preston Brewery Tap this very lunchtime, Yorkie and Lush planning to unleash a DAFT Bints Calendar on an unsuspecting world.

Apparently they hope to have it in the Club shop in time for Christmas.

You Go Girls!

 

[Braders]

nuff said !

 

[bigc]

the club shop will then promise it ready for christmas....2005

 

[Lush]

Like the original WI Calendar Girls, we are taking suggestions as to what NSC and Albion related props we might use to preserve our modesty.

The 2nd and 3rd Division Championship Trophies?

A couple of corner flags on a windy day?

Two footballs and a minikit?

 

[Turkey]

 

[Juan Albion]

Like the original WI Calendar Girls, we are taking suggestions as to what NSC and Albion related props we might use to preserve our modesty.

If I were you, I'd wear the same amount as Orient are likely to win this year.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Do they do paper bags in the Seagulls Shop?

 

[sully]

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Like the original WI Calendar Girls, we are taking suggestions as to what NSC and Albion related props we might use to preserve our modesty.

How about goal nets ?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Like the original WI Calendar Girls, we are taking suggestions as to what NSC and Albion related props we might use to preserve our modesty.

The 2nd and 3rd Division Championship Trophies?

Yeah... go for big jugs.

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

A donut and a couple of Pukka Pies from the Withdean "catering" facilities.

Or three turnips maybe...........

 

[Stumpy Tim]

If I were you, I'd wear the same amount as Orient are likely to win this year.

What - a wooden spoon?

 

[Yorkie]

Do they do paper bags in the Seagulls Shop?

It's ok Roz, I was thinking more of standing behind the giant flag

 

[Happy Seagull]

You do have birthday suits don't ya

 

[Theatre of Trees]

A pair of goalkeeping gloves?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The Withdean Wager board?

 

[Easy 10]

Just as long as the bikini-lines have had a bit of attention. I have a Flymo if you need to borrow it

(just kidding...)

 

[Artois]

Just as long as the bikini-lines have had a bit of attention. I have a Flymo if you need to borrow it

 

[dwayne]

I wonder how the daft bints will feel about a bunch of filthy fat albion men (...and women) jazzing over their product.

 

[Le Premier Cru]

...what NSC and Albion related props we might use to preserve our modesty.

I'd suggest nothing more than baseball caps with the peaks pulled down, but then I'm just a filthy fat Albion man.