[Football] Crystal Palace Monopoly

[Motogull]

Your limelight loving weak as warm piss CEO has announced you are off to the next level without indicating what might be and then doing bugger all. Miss 2 turns whilst you go to a quiet room and have a little cry at the latest embarrassing nonsense he has just spouted.

 

[Weststander]

You burnt Croydon down, collect £200 from the bank.

 

[Simster]

Neal Maupay buys your house for £100.

Remove your house from the board, but you do NOT collect £100 as his cheque fails to clear. (Why did you let it bounce?)

 

[Albion my Albion]

Neal Maupay buys your house for £100.

Remove your house from the board, but you do NOT collect £100 as his cheque fails to clear. (Why did you let it bounce?)

It was a booger that attach to the cheque from your finger which let it bounce slightly. Need to drink more water.