Their director of infrastructure? The brains behind a mythical stand that has risen in cost from £75m to £200m in 7 years. Yet he hasn’t yet worked out how to dry out a waterlogged basement.
I remember seeing a couple of his clips online and thinking my bias against Palace fans must be stronger than I realised because I thought he was about as funny as finding a lump on your bollocks.
Thankfully I’ve seen numerous non-Brighton fans echo that they find him painfully unfunny so it turns out it’s not as bad as I feared.