[Technology] Crumpets

[The Clamp]

Hadn’t had them for a while but got some tonight. Is there much better with a brew?

Now I like mine simple. Just shy of burnt and absolutely pissing in butter.

Simple question: What do you have on your crumpets?





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[Dick Head]

Trypophobia.

 

[Juan Albion]

Simple question: What do you have on your crumpets?

My crumpets have signed non-disclosure agreements.

 

[The Clamp]

Trypophobia.

Do you genuinely have that? I know some people’s is triggered by crumpets. Not me though, I love the buttery little buggers.

 

[The Clamp]

My crumpets have signed non-disclosure agreements.

See you in court.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Buttered to within an inch of their lives and then smothered in my mate Marmite. Served as hot as I can having burnt my fingers and applied the toppings in seconds. Lovely.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Shave a chunk of Lincolnshire poacher as finely as my mandolin will do it, and layer on 7 or 8 slices while the crumpets are still hot. The lower layers melt down into the butter-sodden crumpet, creating a heart attack on a plate.

 

[Dick Head]

Do you genuinely have that? I know some people’s is triggered by crumpets. Not me though, I love the buttery little buggers.

I do, genuinely, but it won't stop me from eating a crumpet. It's only a mild aversion for me but some people can be crippled by it.

 

[marlowe]

I also just very recently rediscovered crumpets after not having had them in a while. Since then I've been on a crumpet eating binge every morning when I have two for breakfast. I've only been eating them with butter recently but in the past I've topped them with either cheddar cheese or marmite.

This has got me thinking. Does anybody top their crumpets with sweet spreads such as jam, marmalade or honey? The thought to do so never even occured to me before, and Ive always stuck with the savoury spreads and toppings, I've no idea why.

Why is a crumpet less suited to sweet than toasted bread? Have they got a higher salt content? Can"t compare as I've just moved on to waffles (with maple syrup) for breakfast so no crumpets in the house at the moment

 

[OzMike]

Saturated in butter with a generous coating of Roses Lime Marmalade , tried to do the drool emoji but not working !

 

[Billy the Fish]

They need toasting enough to give a bit of crunch, but soaked in butter so the centre is soft and buttery. I can't get on with spreads on crumpets, I always think it tastes weird.

 

[The Clamp]

Saturated in butter with a generous coating of Roses Lime Marmalade , tried to do the drool emoji but not working !

Lime marmalade. Fantastic call.

 

[Bwian]

Butter.
Butter And Cheese.
Butter And Peanut Butter.

Butter And Nutella.



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[mylesfdo]

Dripping with butter and either Mama's(the nice French brand!) raspberry or strawberry jam.......but reading above used to have with lime marmalade and shall be buying some soon!! Have previously also had with cheese on and poached eggs and all winners!

 

[The Clamp]

Dripping with butter and either Mama's(the nice French brand!) raspberry or strawberry jam.......but reading above used to have with lime marmalade and shall be buying some soon!! Have previously also had with cheese on and poached eggs and all winners!

I had a poached egg on one once. It was wrong. The textures don’t marry well.

 

[Tokyohands]

Butter, Marmite, Cheddar on top.

 

[jonnyrovers]

If I don’t get chest pain while eating crumpets, I haven’t put enough butter on them.

 

[Bozza]

You utter *******. I'm sitting at Brighton Station having been up since 5:30 and I'll be on trains until gone 9:00am when I arrive at Tunbridge Wells. I am already VERY hungry and the thought of a couple of hot (salty) buttered crumpets right now would be AMAZING.

Anyway, any of:

- butter
- butter and Marmite
- a mature cheddar, lobbed back under the grill to melt the cheese good and proper

 

[dazzer6666]

Butter and golden syrup

 

[Chicken Run]

Hadn’t had them for a while but got some tonight. Is there much better with a brew?

Now I like mine simple. Just shy of burnt and absolutely pissing in butter.

Simple question: What do you have on your crumpets?


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Night shift, bored.

How’s your cholesterol?