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Crappy religious chain letters - working for The Albion?



Barry Izbak

U.T.A.
Dec 7, 2005
7,533
Lancing By Sea
Do you ever get those chronic email chain letters from a misguided member of the God Squad? No, me neither, but I was talking to someone last night who is plagued by the damn things and it gave me an idea.

Apparently the "best" ones are some sort of highly designed PDF file which promise redemption and/or forgiveness if you will only forward it one to as many friends as you can.

So what we need is one of the creative geniuses who reside on NSC and who has nothing better to do on a Friday afternoon to design one of these things along the lines of God asked me to forward this on to ten friends and then he will help save the Albion from relegation.

Then we get it loaded somewhere here and everyone can dip in pick up a copy and let the mailing begin.

Either we'll get saved from relegation, or we'll pi55 a load of people off trying.

Where's the harm? :ascarf:.
 




You need to make sure that the final sentence of the letter is right...

"I don't want to scare you, but I personally know of dozens of people who did NOT forward this message last week and Kerry Mayo ended up playing."
 


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