[Misc] Crappy cracker joke thread 2015

[AmexRuislip]

What do you call an underground train full of professors?



A tube full of smarties

 

[Eggman]

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?


Tinsilitis

 

[seagullwedgee]

Phil Collins and Adele are duetting on a BBC Christmas Special.

How cheesy is that? I'm suffering Phil Adele Fear already.....

 

[Pogue Mahone]

How does King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

 

[mickybha]

Whats bloody and wrapped in newspaper ?



Abortion of chips

 

[Stat Brother]

/\ At least I now don't have to point out this is not a cracker joke.

Relive the your adolescent school days by writing CALCULATOR across your wife's boobies.