Craig Foster

[Stumpy Tim]

We had Craig Foster, former Australian captain & Palace defender, at our end-of-season football dinner last night. I got to ask him a question from the audience:

me: How long did you play for Crystal Palace
CF: About 2 1/2 seasons
me: Has the stench worn off yet?
CF: stunned silence

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[perth seagull]

Fozza, the worst commentator and presenter around. I hope you didn't mention any big name players to him, might have caused him to blown his load like he seems to do whenever he gets to commentate during a big match.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

He was very scathing about Farina - over the top I thought

 

[South Yarra Seagull]

Fantastic, Stumpy!!!

He is a cock of the highest order.