pompeydel
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Pascal - You make love to your girlfriend.
BASIC - You waggle your penis ineffectually at your girlfriend.
Visual BASIC - You get a tattoo on your penis, then waggle it ineffectually at your girlfriend.
C++ - Both your girlfriend and her cousin use the same method of love-making with you. Unfortunately, they both inherited it from their father,and you painfully waddle home sporting an anus like the Japanese flag.
SQL - You make love to your girlfriend, but it takes hours, and everyone in the street has to wait until you've finished before they can make love to their partners. When you've finished, you tell your girlfriend that you're not committed to her, and she pretends you never made love in the first place.
Assembly Language - You spend weeks with a propelling pencil and some graph paper planning exactly how you're going to make love to your girlfriend, but when the moment comes you end up enthusiastically making love to the cat. Afterwards you pretend that you wanted to do that anyway.
UNIX - You want to make love to your girlfriend the really clever way you did it yesterday, but you've forgotten it.
NT - Someone else regularly makes ActiveLove? to your girlfriend without asking you, and you can never catch the ****er at it and don't know how to make them stop.
Microsoft Word '97 - You proudly unveil your erection in the bedroom. Your girlfriend winks at you and says "It looks like you're going to have a piss. Would you like some help with pissing?".
C - Every time you make love to your partner, your penis points in a different direction. You don't notice until eventually it points straight up your own ****.
Java - You learn a technique which is supposed to bring any girl to orgasm, but it only works with your mother.
BASIC - You waggle your penis ineffectually at your girlfriend.
Visual BASIC - You get a tattoo on your penis, then waggle it ineffectually at your girlfriend.
C++ - Both your girlfriend and her cousin use the same method of love-making with you. Unfortunately, they both inherited it from their father,and you painfully waddle home sporting an anus like the Japanese flag.
SQL - You make love to your girlfriend, but it takes hours, and everyone in the street has to wait until you've finished before they can make love to their partners. When you've finished, you tell your girlfriend that you're not committed to her, and she pretends you never made love in the first place.
Assembly Language - You spend weeks with a propelling pencil and some graph paper planning exactly how you're going to make love to your girlfriend, but when the moment comes you end up enthusiastically making love to the cat. Afterwards you pretend that you wanted to do that anyway.
UNIX - You want to make love to your girlfriend the really clever way you did it yesterday, but you've forgotten it.
NT - Someone else regularly makes ActiveLove? to your girlfriend without asking you, and you can never catch the ****er at it and don't know how to make them stop.
Microsoft Word '97 - You proudly unveil your erection in the bedroom. Your girlfriend winks at you and says "It looks like you're going to have a piss. Would you like some help with pissing?".
C - Every time you make love to your partner, your penis points in a different direction. You don't notice until eventually it points straight up your own ****.
Java - You learn a technique which is supposed to bring any girl to orgasm, but it only works with your mother.