Derbyshire Seagull
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- Oct 21, 2005
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Channel 4 at 5 pm today.....sounds like a good one
Come Dine With Me heads to Blighty’s favourite beach this week, as four Brighton-based individuals get their shot to be hailed culinary champ.
First up is 'visual artist' and rude food aficionado, Pasha du Valentine, who manages to rustle up a three course spread that tastes as bad as it looks. Somewhat delusional about her skills in the kitchen, she states, "People have been kind about my cooking, except for my children who have been rather rude - in which case I've thrown it across the room."
Day two of the competition sees wannabe stand-up comic, John O'Sullivan, serve Seventies-inspired fare, including a self-proclaimed 'posh chicken Kiev'. Not content with shocking his guests by offering loo roll serviettes, he introduces some dinner party entertainment in the form of a belching competition.
Day three welcomes mix master, Melody Kane. Confident in her cooking and entertaining abilities, she's ready to prove she can throw a party with Caribbean flavour. Her West Indian feast is well received – something we’re sure has no connection to the copious amounts of alcohol consumed throughout the night.
Next it's the turn of bachelor, Alistair James, to impress in the kitchen, and he's feeling positive about his prospects at snatching the grand prize. "The standard of food so far this week has been absolutely shocking, so I'm still feeling confident about my night," he states, smugly.
Last but by no means least it’s the turn of 60 year old transvestite, Ana Jalais, to prove her culinary credentials. Although her French-inspired menu makes the grade, her 'Teddy Bear's Picnic' re-enactment doesn’t go down so well and things take a nasty turn when John whips out his trusty bottle of mayo…
Come Dine With Me heads to Blighty’s favourite beach this week, as four Brighton-based individuals get their shot to be hailed culinary champ.
First up is 'visual artist' and rude food aficionado, Pasha du Valentine, who manages to rustle up a three course spread that tastes as bad as it looks. Somewhat delusional about her skills in the kitchen, she states, "People have been kind about my cooking, except for my children who have been rather rude - in which case I've thrown it across the room."
Day two of the competition sees wannabe stand-up comic, John O'Sullivan, serve Seventies-inspired fare, including a self-proclaimed 'posh chicken Kiev'. Not content with shocking his guests by offering loo roll serviettes, he introduces some dinner party entertainment in the form of a belching competition.
Day three welcomes mix master, Melody Kane. Confident in her cooking and entertaining abilities, she's ready to prove she can throw a party with Caribbean flavour. Her West Indian feast is well received – something we’re sure has no connection to the copious amounts of alcohol consumed throughout the night.
Next it's the turn of bachelor, Alistair James, to impress in the kitchen, and he's feeling positive about his prospects at snatching the grand prize. "The standard of food so far this week has been absolutely shocking, so I'm still feeling confident about my night," he states, smugly.
Last but by no means least it’s the turn of 60 year old transvestite, Ana Jalais, to prove her culinary credentials. Although her French-inspired menu makes the grade, her 'Teddy Bear's Picnic' re-enactment doesn’t go down so well and things take a nasty turn when John whips out his trusty bottle of mayo…
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