come and join the palace for £25,000

[brighton rock]

The Ambassadors Club - PREMIER. Total Price £25,000
(Option to make 12 monthly payments interest free.)

(200 people)

Season Ticket for life (50 years) (1st choice of seats if move stadium) Ability to assign seat at no extra cost

10% refund when CPFC attain Premiership status - A further 10% refund if CPFC retain Premiership status for one season - a further 10% refund if CPFC retain Premiership status for a 2nd season (maximum of 30% refund over the 50 year period.)

Directors Box Seat with access to lounge facility

Name On Your Seat

All League and FA Cup tickets included

Matchday Programme

Ambassadors listing in programme

Special centenary limited edition Selhurst Park print

Ambassadors 'Wall Of Honour'

Ambassadors range of corporate gifts

Special Ambassadors hotline to Ticket Office to order tickets/merchandise etc.

Teamcard loaded with 10,000 points per season

Free access to Palace World

Ambassadors photocall with team and management

Ambassadors unique ID card

Annual Prize Draw

10% discount on merchandise

 

[Juan Albion]

Stupid bastards. Why would guys that can afford something like that need 10% off merchandise? The rich get richer...

 

[Kent Seagull]

If Palace played in my back garden I'd draw the curtains!

Why would anyone want a picture of Selhurst Park on their wall?

I'll give that offer a miss ta.

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

No f***ing way

 

[alan partridge]

If Palace played in my back garden I'd draw the curtains!

Why would anyone want a picture of Selhurst Park on their wall?

I'll give that offer a miss ta.

if palace were playing in my back garden i'd go downstairs, confiscate their ball and tell em to 'op it. take no prisoners

 

[Juan Albion]

if palace were playing in my back garden i'd go downstairs, confiscate their ball and tell em to 'op it.

That wouldn't bother them. Palarse don't touch the ball very often anyway.

 

[Beach Hut]

If CPFC played in my garden they'd get the machine gun treatment.

 

[Juan Albion]

I've got a minefield in my back garden just on the off chance.

 

[tainan]

You'd have to pay me more than £25k to join the palarce.

 

[brighton rock]

deal 2

The Ambassadors Club - CLASSIC Total Price £12,500
(Option to make 12 monthly payments interest free.)

Season Ticket for life (50 years) (1st choice of seats if move stadium) Ability to assign seat at no extra cost

10% refund when CPFC attain Premiership status - A further 10% refund if CPFC retain Premiership status for one season - a further 10% refund if CPFC retain Premiership status for a 2nd season (maximum of 30% refund over the 50 year period.)

Your choice of any seat in the stadium (excluding Directors Box)

Name On Your Seat

All League and FA Cup tickets included

Matchday Programme

Ambassadors listing in programme

Special centenary limited edition Selhurst Park print

Ambassadors 'Wall Of Honour'

Ambassadors range of corporate gifts

Special Ambassadors hotline to Ticket Office to order tickets/merchandise etc.

Teamcard loaded with 10,000 points per season

Free access to Palace World

Ambassadors photocall with team and management

Ambassadors unique ID card

Annual Prize Draw

10% discount on merchandise

 

[Beach Hut]

You wanna go for that "Annual Prize Draw" - you would win everytime as only entrant.

 

[Juan Albion]

deal 3

The Ambassadors Club - REALISTIC Total Price £12.50
(Option to make 12 monthly payments interest free - or free lucky heather.)

Season Ticket or life sentence (50 years) (1st choice of electric chair or injection) Ability to assign seat to Orient at no extra cost

100% refund when CPFC attain Premiership status (it's not going to happen) - A further 100% refund if CPFC retain Division One status for one season - a further 100% refund if CPFC don't go into administration (maximum of 300% refund over the 50 year period.)

Your choice of any seat in the stadium (including Manager's Seat)

Pigeon Shit On Your Seat

All League and FA Cup tickets for last season included

Albion Matchday Programme

Sex offenders listing in programme

Special centenary limited edition Sainsburys print

Ambassadors: 'First Against The Wall Of Honour'

Ambassadors range of corporate gits

Special Ambassadors hotline to Ticket Office to order quiche/cheese etc.

Teamcard loaded with 10,000 points per season, which is 10,000 more than the team will get so it's a pretty good deal.

Free access to Palace Ward at Tooting Bec.

Ambassadors photocall with Metropolitan Police

Ambassadors unique refugee card

Annual Prize Draw - crayons provided.

10% discount on merchandise utd tickets.

 

[Strangull]

I'll have 2 then !! NOT !!
Will have to give this wonderful offer a very wide berth,so stuck it up your Palarse

 

[brighton rock]

deal 3

The Ambassadors Club - REALISTIC Total Price £12.50
(Option to make 12 monthly payments interest free - or free lucky heather.)

Season Ticket or life sentence (50 years) (1st choice of electric chair or injection) Ability to assign seat to Orient at no extra cost

100% refund when CPFC attain Premiership status (it's not going to happen) - A further 100% refund if CPFC retain Division One status for one season - a further 100% refund if CPFC don't go into administration (maximum of 300% refund over the 50 year period.)

Your choice of any seat in the stadium (including Manager's Seat)

Pigeon Shit On Your Seat

All League and FA Cup tickets for last season included

Albion Matchday Programme

Sex offenders listing in programme

Special centenary limited edition Sainsburys print

Ambassadors: 'First Against The Wall Of Honour'

Ambassadors range of corporate gits

Special Ambassadors hotline to Ticket Office to order quiche/cheese etc.

Teamcard loaded with 10,000 points per season, which is 10,000 more than the team will get so it's a pretty good deal.

Free access to Palace Ward at Tooting Bec.

Ambassadors photocall with Metropolitan Police

Ambassadors unique refugee card

Annual Prize Draw - crayons provided.

10% discount on merchandise utd tickets.

 

[DannyBhoy]

Id rather wipe me own arse with £25,000 than give it to your scum of a club!!!