COLLEEN IS HALF-DECENT - Why did he visit a prozzie?

[GUNTER]

Wayne you idiot.

SHIT! I can't post any pics of his missus?!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

And back to reality with a thump....

 

[alan partridge]

 

[Woodingdean Gull]

FFS, he didn't do it 2-3 weeks ago, it was 2-3 YEARS ago. As far as I know, they'd only just met.

 

[GUNTER]

WHAT! He would only have been about 15 - mind you, he could be mistaken for a 25 year old.