[Humour] Christmas JOKES thread

[Popeye]

 

[Zeberdi]

 

[Albion my Albion]

I remember laying in bed waiting for Santa to come.....​

Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.​

The real question is........ did he leave biscuit (cookie) crumbs in your bed?

 

[Zeberdi]

 

[AmexRuislip]

My mates wife bought him a new blowtorch for christmas. Apparently her little face lit up after he'd opened it