chestnuts

[Questions]

Are there any chestnuts in the shops yet. I`d like some for saturday.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Taj might be a good bet. Either Western Road or The Old Steine.

 

[vegster]

Are there any chestnuts in the shops yet. I`d like some for saturday.

plenty of conkers about

 

[Daddies_Sauce]

Waitrose had them in last weekend

 

[Fungus]

Best ones were the early ones, a few weeks back. Tend to get small and hard as the season moves on. Pick out the best at the greengrocer.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

What do you call nuts on your chest?

Chestnuts.

What do you call nuts on a wall?

Walnuts.

What do you call nuts on your chin?

A blowjob.

 

[Questions]

plenty of conkers about

I can hardly go amongst the bonfire revellers offering out roasted conkers now can I.

Got some mulled wine and cocaine though.

 

[vegster]

I can hardly go amongst the bonfire revellers offering out roasted conkers now can I.

Got some mulled wine and cocaine though.

after that.... how will they know they are not chestnuts ?..... o,k, skip it and let them chew cocoa leaves