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[Other Sport] Chess Cheating Scandal



Dick Swiveller

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Sep 9, 2011
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Who would have thought a game involving Queens and Bishops would be kinky?
 

maffew

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Dec 10, 2003
8,856
Worcester England
I think Carlsen is bang out of order refusing to.play and resigning after a move in their next game. There isn't any evidence of cheating, Niemans games have been analysed , just Carlsen being a bad loser.
 


MattBackHome

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Jul 7, 2003
11,678
I think Carlsen is bang out of order refusing to.play and resigning after a move in their next game. There isn't any evidence of cheating, Niemans games have been analysed , just Carlsen being a bad loser.
I disagree. Reckon Niemann looked shifty as **** in the interview after the Sinquefield game, and couldn't explain any of his moves.
 

Baldseagull

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Jan 26, 2012
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Crawley
I think Carlsen is bang out of order refusing to.play and resigning after a move in their next game. There isn't any evidence of cheating, Niemans games have been analysed , just Carlsen being a bad loser.

I think this is the issue.
 

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
22,872
Sussex by the Sea
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Jul 7, 2003
8,512
Cheating has moved up a notch or two (depending on the length of the beads) since coughing to cheat in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
 

SUIYHP

The King's Gull
Apr 16, 2009
1,893
Inside Southwick Tunnel
Don’t particularly like pro chess players, try to strike a conversation with them, but most are very quiet and often rude.

A bunch of murmuring arseholes.
 
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Brovion

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NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 6, 2003
19,270
Ok, I'm a delicate soul and I'm probably going to regret asking this ... but how exactly did he use a vibrating sex toy to cheat at chess?
 

Grizz

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Jul 5, 2003
1,244
Ok, I'm a delicate soul and I'm probably going to regret asking this ... but how exactly did he use a vibrating sex toy to cheat at chess?

I expect one of his advisors in the room would use the vibrating buttplug to help him make decisions on what plays to make, using different amounts of vibrations for different moves, to counter his opposition?
 

Brovion

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NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 6, 2003
19,270
I expect one of his advisors in the room would use the vibrating buttplug to help him make decisions on what plays to make, using different amounts of vibrations for different moves, to counter his opposition?
Uggh, I knew I shouldn't have asked.

EDIT: And I've just read the whole thread rather than the new posts today, so I guess I could have worked it out for myself. Forget the chess for a moment though, I wonder what sort of person wakes up in the morning and says "Do you know what I'm going to invent today? Something the world has been crying out for. A remote controlled butt plug."
 


Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
Ok, I'm a delicate soul and I'm probably going to regret asking this ... but how exactly did he use a vibrating sex toy to cheat at chess?
Maybe he just liked the sensation of castling his knight with a bishop
 

Grizz

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
1,244
Uggh, I knew I shouldn't have asked.

EDIT: And I've just read the whole thread rather than the new posts today, so I guess I could have worked it out for myself. Forget the chess for a moment though, I wonder what sort of person wakes up in the morning and says "Do you know what I'm going to invent today? Something the world has been crying out for. A remote controlled butt plug."

All I can say is, don't knock it til you've tried it 😁
 



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