Chelsea throw down gauntlet

[CHAPPERS]

Chelsea manager, Chappers, has thrown down the gauntlet to the rest of the Premiership at a press conference at stamford Bridge today.

He said, 'a seven point lead at this point of the season means nothing, just look what has happened in the past!I am not taking any chances and we are going all out for the title until the last deed is done'. He went on to say, 'However, I am confident we will win the title this year as the rest of the Premiership clubs are managed by utter TWATS'.

 

[CAFC Matt]

Charlton Athletic complain to the Premier League yet again about something Chelsea have done. This time for calling their manager a complete TWAT

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Obviously losing to Pompey straight after issuing this statement is all part of Chappers master plan

 

[Wardy]

'Boro manager Wardy Wonderland today said that the comments made by Chelski manager ChapmansThe Saviour were to be expected.

"It is easy for him to sit there with more money and resorceses then us and call me a TWAT. It would be intresting to see how he copes on a tight budget."

 

[CHAPPERS]

Following a harrowing defeat away to Portsmouth the Chelsea manager, Chappers, made the following statement. 'I didn't ask the boys to try this weekend, they've all had a very heavy Christmas and enjoyed themselves a little too much. I do not blame them for this, I myself have been drunk for days. I'm actually drunk now. We'll pick up our form in the New Year when the festivities are over, there's still plenty of partying to be done yet.'

 

[Kryten]

Following a harrowing defeat away to Portsmouth the Chelsea manager, Chappers, made the following statement. 'I didn't ask the boys to try this weekend, they've all had a very heavy Christmas and enjoyed themselves a little too much. I do not blame them for this, I myself have been drunk for days. I'm actually drunk now. We'll pick up our form in the New Year when the festivities are over, there's still plenty of partying to be done yet.'

AMATEUR!!!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Do your worst Chappers

 

[CHAPPERS]

AMATEUR!!!

What of it?

 

[John Dorian]

manchester city manager ,referee87 has issued the following statement: Chelsea have seemed to think they ahve won the league. But if you look at the recent form they had better start counting their chickens as I WOULD LOVE IT, ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT if we beat them to the title.