[Travel] Chauffeur driven vehicle across Dartford Crossing anyone?

[1066familyman]

All for free?

In either direction. Take your pick.

Oh yes! For cyclists only though

At last... Justice prevails!

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Eh, wh.. why.. what?

My chauffeur never mentioned any of this to me?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

A mate of mine was telling me about this, he said it was brilliant. The only downside is that you have to cycle in Dartford and Tilbury.

 

[1066familyman]

I shit you not.

Marvelous scenes!

 

[1066familyman]

This is my favourite bit....

Follow signs pointing to a yellow telephone.

Use the phone to request a pick-up. You don’t need a number - it’s a direct line.

Wait in the designated area.

A vehicle will arrive to take you and your bike through the crossing.

 

[1066familyman]

A mate of mine was telling me about this, he said it was brilliant. The only downside is that you have to cycle in Dartford and Tilbury.

There is that of course.

 

[Stat Brother]

This is my favourite bit....

Follow signs pointing to a yellow telephone.

Use the phone to request a pick-up. You don’t need a number - it’s a direct line.

Wait in the designated area.

A vehicle will arrive to take you and your bike through the crossing.

Strava on or off?

 

[1066familyman]

Strava on or off?

Well I suppose if it's not on Strava it didn't happen, so then all those road tax payers won't know where their hard earnt money's going

So, off

 

[Official Old Man]

So as I cycle along the hard shoulder of the M25 in an anti-clockwise direction, sticking my finger up at the camera and getting ready to free wheel into the tunnel, I've now got to stop and call someone?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

So as I cycle along the hard shoulder of the M25 in an anti-clockwise direction, sticking my finger up at the camera and getting ready to free wheel into the tunnel, I've now got to stop and call someone?

Just laughed so hard I blew my other testicle out my backside

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Just laughed so hard I blew my other testicle out my backside

Quite a feat for someone with no balls.

 

[golddene]

Quite a feat for someone with no balls.

Oh, he has balls alright ! It's patience he lacks, patience with those who cannot see sense and possibly reality, that's what he lacks !