Charlton's new midfield signing

[Lady Whistledown]

Meet Anil Koc.

<sniggers childishly>




http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25915279

 

[Baldseagull]

Otherwise known as Asshole Bellend

 

[KZNSeagull]

Fnarr Fnarr

I do hope his first name is not pronounced AyNil.

 

[Hiney]

Oh My Word

That's absolutely tremendous

Marvellous. I literally cannot wait to hear how Warren Aspinall comes to terms with that.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

An-uhl Kotch

Incorrect.

Anal Cock is the correct answer.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Otherwise known as Asshole Bellend

What's just caught my eye here is that the swear filter evidently chucked out the English spelling of A---hole, but but the US version.

Useful to know, thanks

 

[soistes]

An-uhl Kotch

Correct. I assume he's Turkish and it will be Koç rather than Koc, pronounced as you suggest. Terrible disappointment for the pathetic adolescent comedians of NSC. Oh how hilarious, a foreigner, whose name if you spell it with different letters and pronounce it incorrectly is similar to an English slang word for penis. Jeez

 

[Sam Ovett]

Correct. I assume he's Turkish and it will be Koç rather than Koc, pronounced as you suggest. Terrible disappointment for the pathetic adolescent comedians of NSC. Oh how hilarious, a foreigner, whose name if you spell it with different letters and pronounce it incorrectly is similar to an English slang word for penis. Jeez

Think it's just a bit of fun

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Otherwise known as Asshole Bellend

Palace have been linked with A Bjelland.

*please let it be true*

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Correct. I assume he's Turkish and it will be Koç rather than Koc, pronounced as you suggest. Terrible disappointment for the pathetic adolescent comedians of NSC. Oh how hilarious, a foreigner, whose name if you spell it with different letters and pronounce it incorrectly is similar to an English slang word for penis. Jeez

Oh bloody hell, and here was me thinking it actually was pronounced Anal Cock. Next thing you'll be telling me Ralf Minge's name is pronounced Min-guh.

I'll go and sit in the corner Sir, and won't come out until after break-time.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Correct. I assume he's Turkish and it will be Koç rather than Koc, pronounced as you suggest. Terrible disappointment for the pathetic adolescent comedians of NSC. Oh how hilarious, a foreigner, whose name if you spell it with different letters and pronounce it incorrectly is similar to an English slang word for penis. Jeez

What a buzzkill

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Palace have been linked with A Bjelland.

*please let it be true*

Think Tony Pulis has said in his press conference today he's never heard of A Bjelland.

<insert Palace punchline here>

<but not if Soistes is reading>

 

[Baldseagull]

Correct. I assume he's Turkish and it will be Koç rather than Koc, pronounced as you suggest. Terrible disappointment for the pathetic adolescent comedians of NSC. Oh how hilarious, a foreigner, whose name if you spell it with different letters and pronounce it incorrectly is similar to an English slang word for penis. Jeez

I assume you are a foreigner with a name that sounds like an English slang word for Penis.

 

[Grombleton]

Correct. I assume he's Turkish and it will be Koç rather than Koc, pronounced as you suggest. Terrible disappointment for the pathetic adolescent comedians of NSC. Oh how hilarious, a foreigner, whose name if you spell it with different letters and pronounce it incorrectly is similar to an English slang word for penis. Jeez

I bet you're a hit at parties.

 

[Bladders]

He looks like he's just come from the Under 11's

 

[soistes]

I don't go to that many parties with seven year-olds these days, so the problem tends not to arise

 

[soistes]

I assume you are a foreigner with a name that sounds like an English slang word for Penis.

Well at least that's quite funny

 

[Buzzer]

If John Candy had been British he would have been called Loo Sweets.


Just saying, like.

 

[Buzzer]

An-uhl Kotch

Please tell me he's got a sister called Snifmee

 

[Hyperion]

Correct. I assume he's Turkish and it will be Koç rather than Koc, pronounced as you suggest. Terrible disappointment for the pathetic adolescent comedians of NSC. Oh how hilarious, a foreigner, whose name if you spell it with different letters and pronounce it incorrectly is similar to an English slang word for penis. Jeez

Wow. What a smashing sense of humour you have.

Yes it's a little juvenile and childish but so is a lot of football humour

What a miserable tw@ you are