Carol Voordeman is FIFTY today

[El Presidente]

Where exactly does MILF end and VINTAGE BINTAGE begin.

I am not sure where I stand on the CV issue, there appears to have been a lot of recent bodywork done, but it does look in good working order.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Top notch milf in my opinion. Happy birthday to her. Shes got another ten years before I can stop thinking about her like that though, 60 is the limit!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Hmmm... She is alright (no, I don't have a Supermodel at home), but only alright.

Granted, she is attractive, but if she wasn't famous then I would probably not pay a great deal of attention to her if we passed in the street.

 

[El Presidente]

Hmmm... She is alright (no, I don't have a Supermodel at home), but only alright.

Granted, she is attractive, but if she wasn't famous then I would probably not pay a great deal of attention to her if we passed in the street.

She's a TORY girl too though BoF, surely that makes her more attractive to you?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

She's a TORY girl too though BoF, surely that makes her more attractive to you?

I am not a dyed in the wool TORY as it happens. I am more anti-Labour if that makes sense.

 

[Stat Brother]

How recent is that photo, El Pres?.
I thought her nose was somewhat more 'dramatic', the last time I saw her.

 

[Pavilionaire]

It's 1982. You're Richard Whiteley. She's 22 and desperate to get the Countdown gig. No wonder that fat bugger never stopped smiling for 2 decades...

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Some amazing leg action going on during celebrity who wants to be a millionaire last night, phwoar.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

She's not a patch on the ultimate milf, Nigella Lawson

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

She could suck the thick end of mine any day of the week

 

[withdeanwombat]

50,25,10,3,4,6.

 

[desprateseagull]

deffo worth one off the top..

carol on celeb apprentice

 

[El Presidente]

Putting a lot of effort into the pipes.

 

[The Merry Prankster]

Where exactly does MILF end and VINTAGE BINTAGE begin.

....but then you don't appear to know where the line is between being one of the lads and being a sad old perv.

 

[clapham_gull]

Anyone who had the misfortune to witness her quite bonkers performance on Question Time would know to stay well clear.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

50,25,10,3,4,6.

'....you can say she's got it all, a whole lotta Rosie...'

 

[El Presidente]

....but then you don't appear to know where the line is between being one of the lads and being a sad old perv.

I know I'm a sad old perv, I'm just like you

Merry Christmas TMP x

 

[Everest]

deffo worth one off the top..

and one IN the bottom

 

[Spun Cuppa]

My brother used to work evenings, so watched C.down every day without fail. He devised a game called 'Rudey Countdown', which was basically gauging Carol's anxiety levels if letters started coming out that might be spelling a rude word or being an anagram of a rude word. Only happened twice in about fifteen years of watching

 

[jakarta]

Nowt wrong with being fifty - I think she has managed it a bit better than me though!