Carol Voordaman

[chips and gravy]

No, this isn't a Gunter type thread saying 'would you?'. Since my daughter was born I've been watching more TV than normal and am apalled at some of the ads going out. Is there nothing Carol Voordaman won't sell? The sight of her selling loans to people in financial difficulties makes me want to vomit.

Oh, and by the way I wouldn't. She's past her sell by date - someone should tell her to stop dressing like some teenage siren

 

[zefarelly]

thats that done and dusted then

 

[Citrus]

I wouldn't.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"I'll have two from the top and one from the bottom please, Carol".

I would.

 

[alan partridge]

"I'll have two from the top and one from the bottom please, Carol".

I would.

i'll just do her bum

 

[moggy]

anyone got any naughty photos of her

 

[mona]

I would.
That would keep her quiet for a short while.

 

[London Calling]

I would.
That would keep her quiet for a short while.

A COUPLE OF MINUTES WOULDN'T BE LONG ENOUGH

 

[Safeway]

It's weird. I used to have a bit of a thing for her when I was about 15 (twelve years ago) and my mates all took the piss, but in the last couple of years she's become some sort of national sex symbol. Probably since she reinvented herself after her divorce.

Chips and Gravy is right though, she is a touch old to be dressing the way she does and should perhaps have a little more dignity.

All that said, I still would.

 

[Rougvie]

Chips and Gravy is right though, she is a touch old to be dressing the way she does and should perhaps have a little more dignity.

Thats SHITE, even by your standards, i'd wreck her shit pipe any day of the week (that she wasnt on telly)

 

[Seagull73]

Thats SHITE, even by your standards, i'd wreck her shit pipe any day of the week (that she wasnt on telly)

 

[El Presidente]

Thats SHITE, even by your standards, i'd wreck her shit pipe any day of the week (that she wasnt on telly)

I think you will find that Richard Whitely has already been up her Marmite Motorway at 120mph (as you can tell from this photo) and done the job for you Rougvie. Why do you think she is always standing up on the TV and never sits down

However you have to take your hat off to the girl as she is looking much better these days

It's always nice to find a filly who knows what she wants as she gets older

 

[chips and gravy]

I forgot how dodgy her hair was in the old days!

 

[GUNTER]

No, this isn't a Gunter type thread saying 'would you?'.

What, this one!

Vorderman thread from last year

 

[The Large One]

That grimace - she's definitely had her back doors blown open.