[Football] Caption Competition

[Psychobilly freakout]

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I have a brother who takes little interest in his coiffeury. But he's an outdoorsman, with no bugger to answer to other than the earth beneath his feet and the sky above.

S'git is a public figure, a supposed leader of men, and should be the sharpest, biggest dog in the pet shop. Not a wet friend of the bloke who cleans up the shit .

I have little to say about S'git as a manager (it being what it is) but there is no excuse for that haircut. None. FFS.

I must admit, wasting hair for no sake grinds me gears, blokes wondering around looking like a cross between Tom Cruise and Animal from the Muppets, complete waste, I could have used that so much I think to myself, God is such a dickhead....

 

[Ding Dong !]

I think he's destroyed the pictures, that's why your'e back in contention.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Yes whatever can I go back to a proper coach now?

 

[Disco Snr]

Move on Gareth, there’s a good chap.