Caption Competition

[Northstander]

 

[Donk the Seagull]

if only i had slept wit the teacher and got kicked out

 

[Cian]

The organisers of the husband and wife swimming competition remember to specify that both contestants must me human next year

 

[Zebedee]

There wasn't enough room in the bath....

 

[Lammy]

I'm not sleeping in the wet spot!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Michael O'Leary announces the launch of Ryanair's cross-Channel ferry service

 

[Gazwag]

Confused Olympic Tri-Athlete blames hearing problem on getting the three disciplines required wrong. "I heard the swimming bit ok but mis-heard the bike riding and running bit" he said.

Judges are still trying to work out what he thought he had heard

 

[zefarelly]

Maa names Magoo . . . .I'm here about the Scotland managers job

 

[Pavilionaire]

"When they told me to get inside a rubber ring I didn't know what they meant!"