Caption Competition.

[Titus]

You look lovely in red. x

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

What a Knob!

 

[C1 BHA]

Look! It's a penis holding a penis!

 

[Jack Straw]

Lino says "Yes. Very impressive. It's just like a penis, only much smaller."

 

[Kazenga <3]

Controversy: El Hadj Diouf makes the alleged obscene gesture which led to his dismissal

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

"Please mister. Let me go. Diouf needs a wee wees".

 

[dougdeep]

Reminds me of a Ken Dodd song.
"A penis, a penis, The greatest gift that I possess. I thank the Lord that I've been blessed, with more than my share of a penis. Coat.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

This is what you're getting later Liz.

 

[Mowgli37]

For all his posing, Diouf's career in modelling has not taken off

 

[banjo]

"Which one of you gave me the clap last time I was in Brighton" ?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

This is what you're getting later Liz.

Why did she ask for a policeman

 

[The Modfather]

Oh Diouf, you are just a shit Balotelli

 

[Marxo]

Oooooh! Albion supporters are soooo hot!

 

[Hyperion]

Diouf gets confused about the Multi ball system