Captain Poon Pornstar

[GUNTER]

He shags aboard a boat
He's as black as a stoat
but what sets him aside
is his lovestick's a size!

 

[GUNTER]

No Captain Poon fans on the board then!

 

[WATFORD O]

You are obsessed with cock.

 

[GUNTER]

No I am not, presumably you know of Captain Poon then?

 

[WATFORD O]

No. I dont. But the poem is kind of a give away. Also you kept on and on about the size of one of your loan players cock. You are gay. The gayest brighton fan in the whole world.....

 

[GUNTER]

No. I dont. But the poem is kind of a give away. Also you kept on and on about the size of one of your loan players cock. You are gay. The gayest brighton fan in the whole world.....

Mr O, you have pictures of Captain Poon on all your walls at home. You spank the monkey every night at least 8 times over Coltmen and you have sex with John Leather.

You must be the GAYEST person in the whole wide world!

 

[WATFORD O]

what a pathetic little cretin you are. That was the most stupid response I have ever heard. You make dwayne sound intelligent - something I didnt think was possible of any shithead

 

[GUNTER]

Watford, have you spunked over the thought of Captain Poon this evening? I suspect that is what you are doing now, hence you not being currently on the board.

 

[north stand falmer]

Don't you mean Captain stabin ?

 

[bhaexpress]

You are obsessed with cock.

Damn, twice in 24 hours I find myself agreeing with you Watty. You're right, Gunter is very penis orientated, you do wonder don't you ? Still, I guess everybody has to have a hobby.