Can you better these holiday complaints

[Icy Gull]

Bizarre holiday complaints from Airtours clients:

One such complaint comes from a family who said that they were not warned of the presence of fish in the sea, and that their children had been “startled” when they were paddling. Another complained about the colour of the beach, stating that it was “whiter than in the brochure”, while one holidaymaker in the Caribbean was concerned that the flight had been nine hours long and that visitors from the United States has only had to fly for three hours.

And the best one

My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room and were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the rooms that we booked.” You couldn’t make it up …

 

[Italiaseagull]

Bizarre holiday complaints from Airtours clients:

One such complaint comes from a family who said that they were not warned of the presence of fish in the sea, and that their children had been “startled” when they were paddling

LOL

 

[WATFORD O]

I went to brighton and found it full of queers?

 

[Icy Gull]

I went to brighton and found it full of queers?

Doesn't count 'cos you weren't complaining were you

 

[WATFORD O]

good reply.......

 

[Everest]

Is that why you came down WO?

 

[zefarelly]

ha ha . . . .nice one Icy/Watford

re the fish in the sea . . . .it amazes me some people are even capable of getting to a holiday destination, where the f*ck do they think fish live? absolute idiots, it defies logic

 

[WATFORD O]

Everest, youre spoiling Icy's reply now. I havent been to Brighton for a few weeks and when I do its always business. Make all the gay comments you like its not me that lives in a fag paradise.

 

[Everest]

But you like to once in while just to visit.

 

[WATFORD O]

yes I do and I make sure I save up a nice huge shit ready to leave behind when I do.......

 

[Everest]

You leave Barry Hearn out of this

 

[WATFORD O]

ahhh we agree on something at last......It would take me months and months of pure carbohydrates.....

 

[Everest]