Can I make myself...

[Cian]

... go to a music festival that has those overhyped brummie wankers the Streets at it?

I usually go to Oxegen (formerly Witnness) whoever is playing, but the Streets are a band I hate with such vehemence that I even hate their fans by proxy.

Tickets go on sale Friday and probably won't sell out for a good two-three months (they never do), but with only The Prodigy on the list of acts I can even listen to, and lots of f***ing Streets fans around the place, I'm not sure I make myself shell out E130 for it...

 

[John Dorian]

then obviously no.....

 

[Raphael Meade]

brummie wankers the Streets

err...

 

[London Irish]

Brummie-mysteriously-transformed-into-mockney wanker the Streets.

 

[alan partridge]

yawn