Buying an umbrella today - Does that make me gay?

[Lord Cornwallis]

Have to agree with minghawk.
A brolly would be practical, but making a big fuss about your Barnet is slightly gay.
Maybe a parasol is more your cup of tea.

 

[The Large One]

Since when did you need to buy an umbrella to broadcast your homosexuality?

I would say yes, to your question, mainly because IT'S NOT BLEEDIN' RAINING.

You nob.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Hmmm. Brollies are intrinsically annoying to all other people who value their eyes. And everyone believes to be the one wielding them correctly.

Whilst cycling, i wear a vast hat knitted by my mate's Japanese wife. I am regularly laughed at by cars full of children, but my head remains dry. As i don't have a mudguard, i have a perfect muddy wet stripe up the bumcrack of my trousers. I feel it adds to the businessman-tramp image i exude.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Hmmm. Brollies are intrinsically annoying to all other people who value their eyes. And everyone believes to be the one wielding them correctly.

Whilst cycling, i wear a vast hat knitted by my mate's Japanese wife. I am regularly laughed at by cars full of children, but my head remains dry. As i don't have a mudguard, i have a perfect muddy wet stripe up the bumcrack of my trousers. I feel it adds to the businessman-tramp image i exude.

Class. You'd fit in to Tokyo nicely.

 

[Meade's Ball]

A bit like Godzuki?
Yes, i like that image.

 

[Citrus]

You POOF!

(sorry if that is net PC everyone!)

:safeway, ever wondered why that is called : safeway?

 

[Gerbil]

Mate after your "confession" to me on saturday night in the Standard that's the least of your worries!!!:safeway

 

[Gerbil]

Mate after your "confession" to me on saturday night in the Standard that's the least of your worries!!!:safeway

 

[Safeway]

I have no f***ing idea what you're on about!

For those that are interested, I bought a nice silver brollie today. It's wicked, looks really space age. Yeah!

 

[Citrus]

I have no f***ing idea what you're on about!

For those that are interested, I bought a nice silver brollie today. It's wicked, looks really space age. Yeah!

:safeway

 

[north stand falmer]

I've got two umbrellas.

Prime exsample of having one was today in London, Was waiting for a bus near Oxford street and it was pissing down, I had a brolly and these two office bods didn't. After a minute one started to make conversation which I didn't mind but what I did notice is that he kept getting closer to me, I knew what he was up to, So I said to him would he like to stand underneath my unbrella which he said if you don't mind. I then replyed sod off mate they are only a tenner and walked off up the road.

Lovely jubbley

People might think you are abit camp with one but I'd rather be dry than looking like a drowned rat.

I bet that bod had to sit at his office desk for hours in wet trousers and pants


Gouranga

 

[Captain Pugwash]

Pink:safeway

 

[Citrus]

:safeway

 

[Locky]

Yep umbrellas are for nancy boys and wimps.