Britains worst seaside towns on SKY1 last night

[Northstander]

Anyone watch it, Brighton and Hastings was featured!

Very funny programme!

 

[Parson Henry]

Anyone watch it, Brighton and Hastings was featured!

Very funny programme!

Especially the bloke who tripped over whilst trying to peep at the persons in the car. (Dogger)

 

[Northstander]

That was fookin Funny!!!

The interior car light goes on : "Thats the invite, lets go and see if we can catch some activity!"

*guy climbs over a load of bracken and twigs, "SNAP" he trips!"

 

[Easy 10]

I just found it depressing, and gave up halfway through Hastings, with that idiot "security" bloke banging on about the dangers of darkened windows in buildings ("cos there's NO WAY I can see whats goin' on") and people with prams ("is there really a BABY in it ?"). f***ing twat.

And those pikeys running the Waltzer ride in Rhyl. "Yeah on an average day I'll have shagged 6 or 7 birds off here, and thats before I go out in the evening".

Jesus, Sky One really does show some utter shite. Take a camera to a run-down seaside resort, point it at the first neanderthal, tattood, semi-literate knuckle-scraping scrote you can find who still somehow has the ability to string a sentence together, interview them, and turn it into an hour-long programme called "Britains Toughest Seaside Towns". Insult to the intelligence doesn't even come close to describing this bilge. I was embarrassed for everyone involved with it.

 

[Northstander]

I just found it depressing, and gave up halfway through Hastings, with that idiot "security" bloke banging on about the dangers of darkened windows in buildings ("cos there's NO WAY I can see whats goin' on") and people with prams ("is there really a BABY in it ?"). f***ing twat.



"And the bloke walking down in puffer jacket, its summer!! Why's he wearing it? I would have to stop him and question it!!"



As if some professional assassin decided to take someone out in Hastings!!!!...

Hastings body guards, dont mess!!

 

[Easy 10]

Pathetic wasn't it. Then there was the martial arts fella who could "get you any weapon you want in under 2 hours", and seemed to spend his spare time shooting pigeons in his alley. And the grinning bloke in Rhyl proudly telling the tale of when he bottled a doorman and left his ear in bits all over the wall.

I didn't know whether to despise these people or pity them. The sad, moronic, hopeless dregs of this country presented as entertainment in a programme for us to laugh at them. I dunno, I found it a real turn-off. Thankfully Little Britain started at 9.30 so I turned over.

 

[Northstander]

I thought it was hillarious tv viewing, the bloke dogging lurkin in the bushes waiting for the "Invite" was pure comedy!!

The scene on New Brighton up in Liverpool..."Beautiful Clean beaches and white Sands"

*cue a camera shot of a Jack Russel dog "Shittin" on the beach with a massive oil tanker floating passed in the background!"

Brilliant!!

 

[Parson Henry]

Pathetic wasn't it. Then there was the martial arts fella who could "get you any weapon you want in under 2 hours", and seemed to spend his spare time shooting pigeons in his alley. And the grinning bloke in Rhyl proudly telling the tale of when he bottled a doorman and left his ear in bits all over the wall.

I didn't know whether to despise these people or pity them. The sad, moronic, hopeless dregs of this country presented as entertainment in a programme for us to laugh at them. I dunno, I found it a real turn-off. Thankfully Little Britain started at 9.30 so I turned over.

What is the most worrying is that people STILL book their summer holidays in these places!!

 

[Northstander]

Yes but lets be honest, what would Brighton be like without these hundred of people who enjoy coming to "The seaside" and spending their money.

I'm sure like many resorts abroad, the council in the summer rely on these visitors.

 

[Parson Henry]

Yes but lets be honest, what would Brighton be like without these hundred of people who enjoy coming to "The seaside" and spending their money.

I'm sure like many resorts abroad, the council in the summer rely on these visitors.

Understood. Didn't mean our holy city in my quote though.

 

[Northstander]

No I know, but part of the hillarity I found in this show was that I and many other people who live or have lived in these towns see these people day to day.

To these people it's their holiday and they enjoy (maybe not so much Brighton) but coming to the crap towns (Blackpool perfect example) and spending their saved money on kiss me quick hats, candy floss and other complete Shite!

Then you get the pikey's hanging around the arcades and fairs !!

It's just so "British" it's funny!!

 

[Adams score 0]

The drunk on Hastings seafront.
Something the hat.
Said he could pull women for sex all the time.
Have to agree about the my little pony dogger.What a w*****.

 

[Northstander]

The dodgy bloke who says inside, the Fruit machine is not trying to knife me, out there I trust no F***ER!!! HAHAHA

MARVELLOUS BLOODY SCENES pissin m'self!!

 

[GUNTER]

A piss take out of society's low life - but very very funny. The "dogger" was hilarious!

No wonder they scarpered - a dopey bloke with camera crew in town come charging towards them!

 

[Northstander]

Giving full comentary on a dodgy looking area in a bush, patting the wall and saying "Here you would get great support whilst standing up....or kneeling!" camera pans across to show a used condom!!

"Your likely to see lots of activity around here!"


Brilliant!!!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Re: Re: Britains worst seaside towns on SKY1 last night

Especially the bloke who tripped over whilst trying to peep at the persons in the car. (Dogger)

 

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