Breaking news: Mourinho signs Torres‏

[Guy Fawkes]

Just had an e-mail from the Telegraph sport, with the headline "Breaking news: Mourinho signs Torres‏"

The e-mail confirms that Jose Mourinho has indeed managed to buy Torres, and he will go straight into his team for next season, Commenting that, having scored 24 goals in just 29 League starts for the Reds, he is a must have in his team

 

[cardboard]

right oh

 

[Manthorpee]

sorry but i don't belive that its not on sky sports...

 

[1066gull]

haha very funny.

the dickhead means Mourinho has signed Torres in his Daily Telegraph fantasy football team after checking it.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

It's not even on the telegraph website

 

[blue'n'white]

Yeah had me fooled too till I actually read the e-mail
I see that the Telegraph are doing a League 1 fantasy league this year too - I think Tommy Elphick was rated at £1.8M. Mind you most of the "top rated" players are from Leeds