Bookies pay out on Big Brother sex

[Uncle Spielberg]

All major bookies have paid out on the first ever BB sex after Stuart ( 12 year old boy ) dissapearing under a table with Michelle ( bunny boiler ) Bass for 90 minutes last night.

Michelle Bass was heard making strange animal noises for some time.

The odds were 50/1.

The couple are due to share a windfall of £ 50000 for this communion.

I hope Stuart wore a condom.

 

[Dez]

Did you see the odds on Jason getting evicted on Friday? 1/80 on - anyone got a few hundred thousand to stick on it?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

1/33 on now.

The Slick Mans odds to win have tumbled from 20/1 a week ago to 4/1 joint second favourite.

I want the slick man to win, especially as I have a bit of 12/1.

 

[Braders]

which means hes out this week