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[cmonbarrybringonwoody!]

Now I have your attention, quick question : If you or your wife or husband bought flat packed furniture, would you pay someone to build it for you ? ( market research for possible new sideline, thanx! )

 

[wehatepalace]

No, I'd do it myself. Flat pack building is easy.

 

[Boroseagull]

No, as long as you open the cartons, identify the parts & work methodically it's easy. Ikea have made it an art form.

 

[smeariestbat]

no.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Now I have your attention, quick question : If you or your wife or husband bought flat packed furniture, would you pay someone to build it for you ? ( market research for possible new sideline, thanx! )

Yes, I would pay a handyman to do it. PM me

 

[GingerBeerMan]

No, the idea of flatpack is that it's quick and easy to assemble. Any man asking another man to assemble flatpack furniture isn't a real man

 

[happypig]

Don't think you'll get a true reflection of people's abilities on a football forum, try Mumsnet (serious suggestion)

 

[cmonbarrybringonwoody!]

Don't think you'll get a true reflection of people's abilities on a football forum, try Mumsnet (serious suggestion)

Excellent suggestion , thanx very much. Get the wife on the case, cheers!

 

[skipper734]

There are already people that do this. I believe you can also buy a franchise from somebody.

 

[Stat Brother]

Excellent suggestion , thanx very much. Get the wife on the case, cheers!

I would also say you should be looking at the elderly as possible clients.

 

[Cappers]

A kitchen maybe, but always managed it myself over the years (fnaar fnaar)

 

[junior]

No.

 

[melias shoes]

No, I'd do it myself. Flat pack building is easy.

This.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

If you're too thick to put one of these together then you're probably too thick to have a job, so couldn't afford either the funiture or to pay someone to assemble it for you.

You'd be better off getting a van and offering to deliver it for people with small boots / no roof-racks

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I actually unzipped my trousers in anticipation for this thread content.

So floppy.

 

[Bladders]

It doesn't matter, flat pack stuff is shit and will fall to pieces in a couple of years regardless who puts it together

 

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

No.

 

[surrey jim]

There is already a company who specialise in this- Mike Ear (no joke!)

Not used them to comment on prices.

 

[supaseagull]

Now I have your attention, quick question : If you or your wife or husband bought flat packed furniture, would you pay someone to build it for you ? ( market research for possible new sideline, thanx! )

I'd hire in a palace fan. No matter what it's supposed to be, they would make a caravan out of it.

 

[cmonbarrybringonwoody!]

Thanx for your replies and advice very useful! Apologies to JATGH!