Bin Laden

[Questions]

Bin Laden Tells US To Convert To Islam
Updated: 22:34, Friday September 07, 2007

Osama bin Laden has told the US to convert to Islam if it wants an end to the war in Iraq.
The comment is reported to have been on a new video tape from the al Qaeda leader.

Bin Laden with black beardAccording to reports of the transcript, there are no overt threats or calls to attack the US.

But bin Laden claims the US is vulnerable despite its military and economic power.

He gives Americans a lecture on the failures of their leaders to stop the war in Iraq despite growing public opposition.


....................... I think everyone in this country should convert. It makes sense surely.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Osama bin Laden has told the US to convert to Islam if it wants an end to the war in Iraq.

Simple as that! Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced.

 

[British Bulldog]

Mohammed bulldog? Does'nt sound quite right to me somehow.

 

[Buzzer]

You think that's bad. NSC would be all over the place.

We'd have Guinness Arafat, Yosef Islam Fan Club, Man of Medina, Barrel of Fatima, Gaza Strip Born & Bred, Dave the Imam, Beach Halal, The Large Fatwa.

Then where would we be, eh?

 

[Questions]

I`ll be Questions Qaeda.

 

[British Bulldog]

It's poor old Lufti Bracknell I feel sorry for!

 

[NMH]

Simple as that! Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced.

Yep, that's converted me too!

Western culture is corrupted, I must now explode

 

[NMH]

You think that's bad. NSC would be all over the place.

We'd have Guinness Arafat, Yosef Islam Fan Club, Man of Medina, Barrel of Fatima, Gaza Strip Born & Bred, Dave the Imam, Beach Halal, The Large Fatwa.

Then where would we be, eh?

Not forgetting Nice Jihadster Hilter

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Where would 1066 go? The Islamic Calendar is not in line with ours! Anyone know the date of the Battle Of Hastings on their page-per-view diaries?

Looney would simply become "Aladdin Sane".

 

[Bry Nylon]

Please may I be 'Bry bin Nylon'?

 

[British Bulldog]

Please may I be 'Bry bin Nylon'?

 

[British Bulldog]

I`ll be Questions Qaeda.

Should'nt that name go to El Pres or El-Qaeda as he'll have to be known?

 

[Cian]

Where would 1066 go? The Islamic Calendar is not in line with ours! Anyone know the date of the Battle Of Hastings on their page-per-view diaries?

Looney would simply become "Aladdin Sane".

Mate of mine thinks it was about 517AH, so 517AHGull.... doesn't have the same ring to it does it?

/MpbuhYOB

 

[Questions]

Should'nt that name go to El Pres or El-Qaeda as he'll have to be known?

Ok then I`ll be Qiyāmah Questions

Meaning :
resurrection; return of the dead for the Day of Judgment.

Bit meladramatic I know, but I did feel pretty poorly on sunday.