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[Humour] Best "Your mum" joke ever?



Dick Swiveller

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Sep 9, 2011
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This comes up when you Google Boston Leisure Centres. I'm sad she is temporarily closed but one of the 5 star reviews says "Great place to spend a weekend".

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AmexRuislip

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100th best.......


Banks are claiming that money laundering rules mean that if you're trying to withdraw substantial amounts of cash, they have to enquire: "What you are going to do with it?" If everyone replies, "Your mum", they'll get the message. Nosey bastards.
 


Dick Swiveller

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2011
9,160
100th best.......


Banks are claiming that money laundering rules mean that if you're trying to withdraw substantial amounts of cash, they have to enquire: "What you are going to do with it?" If everyone replies, "Your mum", they'll get the message. Nosey bastards.
If you click on the location, there is a picture of a bungalow. That might move it up to 99th.
 




SK1NT

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Sep 9, 2003
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Thames Ditton
this one always made me chuckle....

your mums so fat, her belt size is the equator
 






HHGull

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Dec 29, 2011
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gazingdown

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Feb 26, 2011
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TBH, I haven't watched Eastenders sine the millennium but I think we know the sound I am referring to, just wasn't sure if the start or end or both.. :D
 






Guinness Boy

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Jul 23, 2003
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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Izzy Brown has made a few recently. Not sure what sparked it but he's not rising above the Twitter spat


I saw this earlier and thought that it must be what the thread was about.

Izzy was having some fun waiting for the MBA to start, apparently
 




HHGull

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Dec 29, 2011
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TBH, I haven't watched Eastenders sine the millennium but I think we know the sound I am referring to, just wasn't sure if the start or end or both.. :D
It’s all in the delivery
 


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