Best porn film titles

[Lady Whistledown]

...now OBVIOUSLY I haven't seen any, but following on from the Flash Gordon/Flesh Gordon conversation, your entries here please (stop it) for the best porn film title, ie the ones based on real film names. Filth I know, but sometimes you just have to laugh

I'll start with

Shaving Ryan's Privates

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Driving Miss Crazy*

Star Whores

Flesh Gordon

Is a classic apparently

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

lord of the rings and the two towers

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Jurassic Pork

 

[Scarface]

Cape Rear

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Don't want to say it but

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Don't want to say it but

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

You know far too much

Ok...Cliffbanger

 

[Common as Mook]

Analyze These

 

[aftershavedave]

forrest gimp

 

[aftershavedave]

for you milf lovers:

the old-dear hunter

 

[JJ McClure]

Jock's cock and two smoking Carols

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Sex Toy Story
Sex Toy Story II

:thud:

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

You know far too much

Ok...Cliffbanger

Don't want to admit that it could be a somewhat specialist subject The genre not the specific film, i hasten to add

 

[Chicken Run]

Snow White & the Severn Schvartz

 

[Scarface]

forrest gimp

Wasnt it Forrest Hump?!

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Windy Anna Jones & raiders of the womb

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I thought it was Raiders of the Lost Arse?

 

[John Boy]

Moulin Splooge
Muffy the vampire layer

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Sexy Scary Movie

The Erotic Witch Project (now that is a classic )

 

[B.M.F]

The Erotic Witch Project (now that is a classic )

Never heard of that but have heard of the Bare Bitch Project and sluty white females