Bees

[Lady Whistledown]

We get tunneling bees over here, never seem to hurt any thing but make holes in the steeper parts of the lawn.

Probably constructing a secret underground government bunker. Do they close the tunnels off once a month for "maintenance"?

 

[Albumen]

Bees will do anything for the community, and will die if it will help its cause. They don't vote Tory.

 

[Wellesley]

. The worker honey bee has a barbed sting which can break of in the thick skin of some mammals, taking half the bee's abdomen with it. .

Half a bee, philosophically, must, ipso facto, half not be.

 

[Nibble]

Is this a freak from some menagerie? NO! It's....

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Half a bee, philosophically, must, ipso facto, half not be.

To bee or not to bee, that is the question.

 

[ElectricNaz]

We get tunneling bees over here, never seem to hurt any thing but make holes in the steeper parts of the lawn.

Very apt username

 

[Kumquat]

Half a bee, philosophically, must, ipso facto, half not be.

One of my favourite Monty Python sketches that. The line "No, it's not, it's a dog license with the word "dog" crossed out and "cat" written in crayon" still makes me laugh every time. Here it is in all it's glory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmyHup4TpkU

 

[Malcolm Millichip]

There are over 100,000 species of wasp. That's crazy.

 

[drew]

Maybe they do. Maybe they're the suicide bombers of the insect world?

Exactly, they are Kamikabees

 

[Munkfish]

Why are people scared of bees? Only bloody idiots who don't know the difference between a bee and a wasp are.

Bees are fine they do good.

Wasps are C**** who do nothing, other than going round ****ing shit up.

 

[Wellesley]

Kill 'em all and let God sort them out.

 

[drew]

Kill 'em all and let God sort them out.

Kill all the bees and I think you will find that will take care of us irrespective of God!!!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Why are people scared of bees? Only bloody idiots who don't know the difference between a bee and a wasp are.

Bees are fine they do good.

Wasps are C**** who do nothing, other than going round ****ing shit up.

They are a food sauce for birds.
Bumble bees certainly do keep their sting as I got stung 3 times on my leg by one as it was trapped under my clothing.