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Whilst on holiday David Beckham goes into a local shoe shop & sees a lovely pair of Crocodile shoes.
He enquires as to the price of them. "$10,000" replies the shop owner.
"look mate, i know i'm well off but there's no need to take the
pi$$" replies David "I'm not, they're extremely rare and $10,000 is the price"
"well i'm not paying that, i'll go & catch my own crocodile. come
on Victoria lets go"
So David & Posh leave the shop & go next door to the local rifle
shop in which David purchases a hunting rifle.
The shoe shop owner is intrigued by this and so follows them. David sets up his stall by the edge of the river and shoots the
first croc he sees.
He goes into the water and drags it out by its tail and dumps it
on the river bank. After about an hour he's got about 5 of these lined up on the bank.
The shop keeper is most impressed and is about to go over to say something when David fires another shot into the river.
Again he wades in and starts to drag it out shouting to Posh as he returns
" Bloody Hell Victoria, we'll be here all day. This hasn't got any
on either!!"
He enquires as to the price of them. "$10,000" replies the shop owner.
"look mate, i know i'm well off but there's no need to take the
pi$$" replies David "I'm not, they're extremely rare and $10,000 is the price"
"well i'm not paying that, i'll go & catch my own crocodile. come
on Victoria lets go"
So David & Posh leave the shop & go next door to the local rifle
shop in which David purchases a hunting rifle.
The shoe shop owner is intrigued by this and so follows them. David sets up his stall by the edge of the river and shoots the
first croc he sees.
He goes into the water and drags it out by its tail and dumps it
on the river bank. After about an hour he's got about 5 of these lined up on the bank.
The shop keeper is most impressed and is about to go over to say something when David fires another shot into the river.
Again he wades in and starts to drag it out shouting to Posh as he returns
" Bloody Hell Victoria, we'll be here all day. This hasn't got any
on either!!"
