BBC Radio 2 - three words text thingy

[TWOCHOICEStom]

On BBC Radio 2's afternoon show with Simon Mayo they have a thing where people ring up and say three words. Yesterday's highlight for me was "POTTY TRAINING FAIL"

That got me thinking, once they hand the airwaves over to you, whatever you choose to say could get out to MILLIONS of people before they even have a chance of cutting you off. By the time they did so, it would be too late, the horse would have bolted!

How offensive do you think you could be in just three words?

 

[El Presidente]

Archer, Bellotti, Stanley

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Archer, Bellotti, Stanley

Bloody hell...that's a bit strong.....

 

[Simster]

Soapy tit wank.

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Palarse going down

 

[Pavilionaire]

(unt. Tree. Side.

 

[fire&skill]

Air. Hair. Lair.

 

[HovaGirl]

Crystal Bluddy Palace